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Have They Sunk This Battleship?

Here’s the trailer for the new “Battleship” flick … Because movies based on board games are always a fabulous idea. Coming next: SCRABBLE! THE MOVIE, where a low word score means death in the arena!...

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New Japanese “Battleship” Trailer

Singer Rihanna in the upcoming "Battleship" adaptation. Something, something, something, aliens, something, Rihanna, something, something, something, new Battleship trailer. But … hey … it’s in...

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Ominous New “Battleship” Poster Depicts Non-Specific Alien Threat.

Clearly, it’s scary, because there’s a big alien-looking thingie in the background. But where are the little red and white pegs on the ship? And who puts out a shipwreck poster right after an actual...

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“Battleship” Full-Length Super Bowl Trailer Lands.

If you’re like me, you’re probably wondering why Hasbro felt obligated to make a movie out of the ultimate nerd-strategy game, “Battleship.” If you were watching the Super Bowl last night and caught...

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New “Battleship” Featurette Takes You Inside The Board Game Movie.

Singer Rihanna in the upcoming "Battleship" adaptation. Something, something, something, Aliens, something, Battleship and … also … Rihanna. Personally, I’m looking forward to the part where they...

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Would This Poster Make You Want To Pay To See “Battleship?”

I’m going with “No.” Sorry Rhianna.  This does not diminish my affection for your deliciously disposable dance-pop, however. The folks at HeyUGuys have the rest. They are not an improvement. At all.

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New “Battleship” Trailer Debuts — Rihanna Shoots At Stuff.

Singer Rihanna in the upcoming "Battleship" adaptation. … but I’m still convinced this flick is going to be a John Carter-esque disaster. But who knows, someone may pay to go see a movie about a board...

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New Japanese “Battleship” Trailer Has More Explosions And Stuff.

Rihanna has no idea why she's in "Battleship" either. Once again, I just want to know where they’re going to stick the little red and white pegs on the boats. But, because I can: Here’s the Japanese...

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